babs
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Post by babs on Mar 15, 2009 17:50:06 GMT -5
My mom is the lady that will swear her face off and then finger you as you drive away.
What is more terrifying, is that my dad is worse. He tailgates you if you piss him off.
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cutecollege1
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Post by cutecollege1 on Mar 16, 2009 0:29:07 GMT -5
My mom is the lady that will swear her face off and then finger you as you drive away. What is more terrifying, is that my dad is worse. He tailgates you if you piss him off. Eeeekkkkk your mom sounds like me. As for your dad  Ay I don't want to cut him off. I'm hoping he hasn't messed up doing that and actually hit someone, especially the cars that have the "hit me I need the money" bumper stickers CC  |
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Post by mirium on Mar 16, 2009 13:49:09 GMT -5
Most folks around here give the "Minnesota Bird" -- tapping their second finger on the steering wheel. We Midwesterners are a polite bunch, and rather reserved.
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babs
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Post by babs on Mar 18, 2009 16:47:52 GMT -5
My Dad does this weird thing where he like..raises his fingers off of the wheel and does a little wave........for no reason. I guess that's what happens when you live in a small town and know everybody...
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Post by jaglady on Mar 22, 2009 15:45:04 GMT -5
How about this one?
The commercial for a local plastic surgery center. A woman is asked why she had a nip and tuck.
She says "I had the surgery because I'm 38 years old, I had two kids, and I wanted to wear a bikini again." Then you see a shot of her tanned and in a string bikini, sitting at a pool. What really burns my butt is, her husband (I'm guessing) is pudgy and looks about twice her age and is more covered up. He gives her a kiss and says "You're looking good!"
If you want to get plastic surgery, that's your business. My problem is, not only do women have enough pressure to look like prepubescent supermodels, but ANY surgery is risky. If you're 38 and had two kids, time was, that was something to be proud of. Now for some reason we have to cover that up.
I guess, according to some people, what it boils down to for us women is our looks.
If you don't believe me about the risks, just google "botched plastic surgeries".
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babs
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Post by babs on Mar 22, 2009 21:38:32 GMT -5
My mom is 38, and has had two kids...and she doesn't give a damn!
Though her physiotherapy is like a total body work out...she figures that she'll have abs by the time she's done!
Oh.
I hate it when you organize books or videogames or DVDs or something alphabetically...and then someone comes in after you have done so and starts pulling everything out searching for something.
I have mild OCD.
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Post by luf100 on Mar 22, 2009 23:09:02 GMT -5
When someone visits your house, buys themselves a bunch of candy, sits in your room, eats it, and leaves the garbage all over MY room. And the thing is, if I was at their house and did this, ooh they would NOT like that one bit.
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cutecollege1
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Post by cutecollege1 on Mar 23, 2009 1:31:36 GMT -5
Hey Luffy, my family from New York didn't happen to blow by your place did they??? Oh God did that p!$$ me off last year, and to this day I'm still p!$$ed about it. But what's worse, and another pet peeve of mine, is when you go buy for yourself and they go "ohh you just got for yourself?!?" Ummm I wouldn't have to go get my own if you would have just offered some.
Be lucky they didn't try to break anything, or break your window so it falls on you 3:00 in the morning on a windy cold night!
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babs
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Post by babs on Mar 23, 2009 18:10:08 GMT -5
When your sibling takes a whole bag of chips into their room and eats the entire bag in a day. Or when they put it back with only crumbs in it.
When your friends sit on the floor instead of in the empty chairs around them. Makes me feel bad, and it makes your parents think that you're not being a good friend.
When people stand over your shoulder and chew in your ear. *shudders*
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Post by mirium on Mar 25, 2009 9:51:03 GMT -5
When you get the Cold That's Going Around and everything behind your face feels hot and prickly and it hurts when you sneeze. Which happens several times per hour. And you know exactly who gave it to you, and you have it worse than she did, and you can't even yell at her because she did everything she could to keep from giving it to you.  |
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