These guys didn't make it onto the menu because they probably wouldn't be used much in posts, but they're amusing enough to share:
And my favorite:
If you're locked up, who's going to speak for the chickens? -- Agent Booth Never stand behind a sneezing cow. -- Michael Perry I been playing for years. No sense getting in tune now. -- a singer at the No Exit Cafe You need a nice cold beer when you're sitting on a block of ice. -- Charlie Shortino on ice fishing
