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Post by mirium on May 2, 2009 10:32:51 GMT -5
I just heard these, and wanted to share.
Heisenberg is the guy who came up with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which says that when you're observing subatomic particles, you can know their velocity or their position at any given time, but not both.
Anyway, Heisenberg was late for a lecture he was giving at MIT, so he was speeding down I-128 and sure enough, a cop pulled him over. "Do you know how fast you were going?" the cop asked. Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am!"
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Post by mirium on May 2, 2009 10:35:37 GMT -5
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender mixes it and puts it on the bar. "How much?" says the neutron. "For you," the bartender says, "no charge."
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Post by luf100 on May 2, 2009 12:46:46 GMT -5
Ahahaa I actually get the second one! (I get the first too but wouldn't if you didn't explain what he came up with.)
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Post by babs on May 2, 2009 13:42:39 GMT -5
Ahaaaa I get the neutron one!
Each semester the Biology 12 students get t-shirts with sayings on them. There's been:
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes"
"I wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself"
"Ask me where my sphincters are"
"How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? You pull down its genes"
People pay $17 for these. We get extra marks if we wear them on test days.
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Post by Nik Nak 17 on May 2, 2009 15:50:29 GMT -5
haha I actually learned about that theory!! I feel like a genius now!!
And babs those shirt hahahaha wow!!! I would totally! wear them!!
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Post by luf100 on May 2, 2009 19:50:46 GMT -5
Babs that's so hilarious. I'd pay $17 bucks for them! Definitely if we got extra marks on test days too! xD I think my favourite is "I wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself."
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Post by mirium on May 2, 2009 22:41:52 GMT -5
I went to a technical school for college, and they had teeshirts/sweatshirts with "And God Said...." and then Maxwell's Equations and then "...and there was light." We weren't allowed to wear them to physics exams if they were closed book.  There were also teeshirts for computer science majors. All the departments had numbers, and computer science was 6, so the teeshirt said "Six Bytes!" |
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