Post by cutecollege1 on Dec 23, 2008 1:22:21 GMT -5
Title: What A Drag
Author: cutecollege1
Fandom: CSI: Miami
Pairing: none
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer:I do NOT own. I am borrowing and will return with a brushoff and a kiss on the cheek.
Summary: What the men of MDPD will do to earn a simple prize for themselves and a local charity
The Coral Gables High School Performing Arts parking lot was full with private cars and cop cars. The annual benefit of raising money for the local charity for children was being held there by the Miami Dade Police Department. It was usually a successful benefit, where cops and friends paid $1 to get in, while the public paid $2 to get in and see the show. While bomb squad was going on with their act onstage, the next department was getting ready backstage.
"Damn it, why'd I agree to do this?" hissed an angry Frank Tripp.
"Something to do with a brand new set of laptops for the lab" responded Ryan Wolfe.
"Hey I'm not happy about doing this too, but hey, it's.....free laptops for the lab" responded Horatio Caine.
"Don't forget the extra $100 cash prize for each 1st place participant and dinner for 2 to Joe's Stone Crabs. Besides this is a benefit to raise money for local children. Imagine how happy they'll be when they have more activities to do" Eric said, trying to make it sound cheerful.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" yelled out Rick Stetler, as he admired himself in the mirror wearing a coral colored spaghetti strapped dress.
"I rather not look. Hey where's my wig?" as Frank kept trying to move around in his halter red mini dress?
"Right here" as Eric, in a green plaid dress and a black curly hair wig, tossed a wig of blonde straight hair to Frank.
"You know Frank...I hear blondes have more fun" Ryan flattered as he fixed the wig of auburn curly hair in his blue tube dress.
"SCREW YOU Wolfe" Frank hissed. Frank happen to turn around to catch a glimpse of Horatio in a tied up red head wig, black mini skirt, and purple blouse. "Uhhh H....wow...showing a bit of leg there"
"You want to start on it Mr.Tripp?" hissed Horatio
"No H. Let's get this done and over with"
"Wait don't forget the makeup"yelled Stetler as he threw the other men a tube of lipstick and blush
"Awwww this wasn't part of the deal" moaned Eric
"Well you have to look the part if you dress the part Delko" stated Stetler. "Oh don't forget the high heels"
The men let out an even bigger moan.
"Whose idea was this again?" yelled out Frank. Then there was a knock on the door with a voice shouting "3 minutes". The men quickly put on the makeup and the high heels. Ryan took 2 steps before he fell into Eric. Both fell to the floor.
"What the hell Wolfe. Ruin my dress why don't you" "Sorry. Wow do I feel sorry for Calleigh, Natalia, Valera, and Tara. I have a whole new respect for them"
"Oh crap. Did anyone tell them to leave the cameras at home or at the lab?" yelled Horatio
All jaws dropped. Then came the exchange of "I thought you did" "No it was your job" "Oh great" "Hopefully they forgot".
Finally came the knock at the door with the yell of "1 minute"
The men left the dressing room, stumbling down the corridor trying to get to the stage. They walked up the stairs to the stage, got set up for the plot,and waited for the curtain to open. After what seemed like eternity, the curtain opened. The men looked down to the front row, to see Natalia, Tara, Valera, Cooper, and Jake laughing. Calleigh was trying to keep the camera straight as she was taking pictures of them. Finally the place came to a quiet and the lights to the audience dimmed. The men were about to start when Jake and Cooper started wolf whistling the men.
"Hey I'll date the one in the red halter....I hear blondes have more fun" yelled Cooper. Calleigh elbowed Cooper in the ribs and threw him a glare.
After the wolf whistling, the men on stage performed their comedic act for ten minutes. After they were done, the curtain closed, and they began to run off the stage. They were beginning to run down the stairs when Stetler tripped in his high heels and fell into Horatio, who then fell into Frank.
"Hey you three ok?" questioned Ryan
The three sat up. Horatio had a bloody nose, Frank had a deep gash on his head with a bloody nose, and Stetler was grabbing his ankle.
"I think we're going to Miami General Hospital" stated Eric
3 hours later at the hospital
Horatio and Stetler were examined and released. Horatio didn't break anything, but he was going to have a black and blue on his nose for the next few days. Stetler, on the other hand, broke his ankle. Fortunately, the nurses allowed the two men, along with Frank, Eric and Ryan, to change into scrubs. They were waiting in the lobby with Calleigh, Natalia, Valera, Tara, Cooper, and Jake when Frank came out.
"I have a concussion, but nothing serious. They want me to take it easy the next few days though. I thought I never say this, but man am I glad to be looking like a doctor right now"
The men shook their heads in agreement.
"Awww come on, you all looked sexy" moaned Natalia
"Yeah you did look....hot" said Jake
"Even the drunk up front agreed" pointed out Calleigh
Horatio's cell phone broke through. Horatio answered the phone.
"Caine.....oh yes....REALLY??? Thank you" he hung up his phone
"That was the committee"
"And???" everyone asked
"We won first place"
They shared a brief moment of happiness.
"well one thing is for sure"
"What's that H?" asked Natalia
"I rather forget about this and go home"
"Me too" chimed Frank, Stetler, Ryan, and Eric at the same time.
The men walked out the emergency room entrance while Natalia, Calleigh, Tara, Valera, Cooper, and Jake stood behind.
"Good they forgot about the pictures" laughed Tara
"So, who wants to post them?" asked Calleigh
The End
Author: cutecollege1
Fandom: CSI: Miami
Pairing: none
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer:I do NOT own. I am borrowing and will return with a brushoff and a kiss on the cheek.
Summary: What the men of MDPD will do to earn a simple prize for themselves and a local charity
The Coral Gables High School Performing Arts parking lot was full with private cars and cop cars. The annual benefit of raising money for the local charity for children was being held there by the Miami Dade Police Department. It was usually a successful benefit, where cops and friends paid $1 to get in, while the public paid $2 to get in and see the show. While bomb squad was going on with their act onstage, the next department was getting ready backstage.
"Damn it, why'd I agree to do this?" hissed an angry Frank Tripp.
"Something to do with a brand new set of laptops for the lab" responded Ryan Wolfe.
"Hey I'm not happy about doing this too, but hey, it's.....free laptops for the lab" responded Horatio Caine.
"Don't forget the extra $100 cash prize for each 1st place participant and dinner for 2 to Joe's Stone Crabs. Besides this is a benefit to raise money for local children. Imagine how happy they'll be when they have more activities to do" Eric said, trying to make it sound cheerful.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" yelled out Rick Stetler, as he admired himself in the mirror wearing a coral colored spaghetti strapped dress.
"I rather not look. Hey where's my wig?" as Frank kept trying to move around in his halter red mini dress?
"Right here" as Eric, in a green plaid dress and a black curly hair wig, tossed a wig of blonde straight hair to Frank.
"You know Frank...I hear blondes have more fun" Ryan flattered as he fixed the wig of auburn curly hair in his blue tube dress.
"SCREW YOU Wolfe" Frank hissed. Frank happen to turn around to catch a glimpse of Horatio in a tied up red head wig, black mini skirt, and purple blouse. "Uhhh H....wow...showing a bit of leg there"
"You want to start on it Mr.Tripp?" hissed Horatio
"No H. Let's get this done and over with"
"Wait don't forget the makeup"yelled Stetler as he threw the other men a tube of lipstick and blush
"Awwww this wasn't part of the deal" moaned Eric
"Well you have to look the part if you dress the part Delko" stated Stetler. "Oh don't forget the high heels"
The men let out an even bigger moan.
"Whose idea was this again?" yelled out Frank. Then there was a knock on the door with a voice shouting "3 minutes". The men quickly put on the makeup and the high heels. Ryan took 2 steps before he fell into Eric. Both fell to the floor.
"What the hell Wolfe. Ruin my dress why don't you" "Sorry. Wow do I feel sorry for Calleigh, Natalia, Valera, and Tara. I have a whole new respect for them"
"Oh crap. Did anyone tell them to leave the cameras at home or at the lab?" yelled Horatio
All jaws dropped. Then came the exchange of "I thought you did" "No it was your job" "Oh great" "Hopefully they forgot".
Finally came the knock at the door with the yell of "1 minute"
The men left the dressing room, stumbling down the corridor trying to get to the stage. They walked up the stairs to the stage, got set up for the plot,and waited for the curtain to open. After what seemed like eternity, the curtain opened. The men looked down to the front row, to see Natalia, Tara, Valera, Cooper, and Jake laughing. Calleigh was trying to keep the camera straight as she was taking pictures of them. Finally the place came to a quiet and the lights to the audience dimmed. The men were about to start when Jake and Cooper started wolf whistling the men.
"Hey I'll date the one in the red halter....I hear blondes have more fun" yelled Cooper. Calleigh elbowed Cooper in the ribs and threw him a glare.
After the wolf whistling, the men on stage performed their comedic act for ten minutes. After they were done, the curtain closed, and they began to run off the stage. They were beginning to run down the stairs when Stetler tripped in his high heels and fell into Horatio, who then fell into Frank.
"Hey you three ok?" questioned Ryan
The three sat up. Horatio had a bloody nose, Frank had a deep gash on his head with a bloody nose, and Stetler was grabbing his ankle.
"I think we're going to Miami General Hospital" stated Eric
3 hours later at the hospital
Horatio and Stetler were examined and released. Horatio didn't break anything, but he was going to have a black and blue on his nose for the next few days. Stetler, on the other hand, broke his ankle. Fortunately, the nurses allowed the two men, along with Frank, Eric and Ryan, to change into scrubs. They were waiting in the lobby with Calleigh, Natalia, Valera, Tara, Cooper, and Jake when Frank came out.
"I have a concussion, but nothing serious. They want me to take it easy the next few days though. I thought I never say this, but man am I glad to be looking like a doctor right now"
The men shook their heads in agreement.
"Awww come on, you all looked sexy" moaned Natalia
"Yeah you did look....hot" said Jake
"Even the drunk up front agreed" pointed out Calleigh
Horatio's cell phone broke through. Horatio answered the phone.
"Caine.....oh yes....REALLY??? Thank you" he hung up his phone
"That was the committee"
"And???" everyone asked
"We won first place"
They shared a brief moment of happiness.
"well one thing is for sure"
"What's that H?" asked Natalia
"I rather forget about this and go home"
"Me too" chimed Frank, Stetler, Ryan, and Eric at the same time.
The men walked out the emergency room entrance while Natalia, Calleigh, Tara, Valera, Cooper, and Jake stood behind.
"Good they forgot about the pictures" laughed Tara
"So, who wants to post them?" asked Calleigh
The End