Post by jaglady on Jul 20, 2009 17:48:51 GMT -5
Just something somebody sent me a while back. I lost the email, but I can recreate it from memory. Hubby is an Ozark mountain man, and I'm a former Jersey girl. Talk about culture clash! But he's the second best thing that happened to me. So here you go. Enjoy!
You may be a redneck Jedi if....
You can describe the taste of Ewok
Wookies are offended by your body odor
You have an X-wing fighter painted with primer or camouflage
You have ever used your lightsabre to open a beer bottle
You have ever used the force to grab a beer during the game
You have at least three X-wing fighters up on blocks in your yard
The thing you hate the most about the Degoba swamp is all the dadgum skeeters
You've ever thrown beer bottles at asteroids
I might think of more later, but I hope that's a start.
You may be a redneck Jedi if....
You can describe the taste of Ewok
Wookies are offended by your body odor
You have an X-wing fighter painted with primer or camouflage
You have ever used your lightsabre to open a beer bottle
You have ever used the force to grab a beer during the game
You have at least three X-wing fighters up on blocks in your yard
The thing you hate the most about the Degoba swamp is all the dadgum skeeters
You've ever thrown beer bottles at asteroids
I might think of more later, but I hope that's a start.