Probably the closest thing to a Universally Enjoyed Holiday that you're likely to find! (Although International Talk Like A Pirate Day could be a contender....)
Enjoy!
If you're locked up, who's going to speak for the chickens? -- Agent Booth Never stand behind a sneezing cow. -- Michael Perry I been playing for years. No sense getting in tune now. -- a singer at the No Exit Cafe You need a nice cold beer when you're sitting on a block of ice. -- Charlie Shortino on ice fishing
