This is for Dano, my sis...Niki, yours is next!Halloween Hassle!
Halloween, a day for kids, for dress up and for Trick or Treat. Yeah right! More like an amazing excuse for Ryan and Delko to play the most horrendous, creepy, somewhat sick jokes on anyone and everyone!! Let the day begin...
First of all, poor old Alexx, you'd expect that she at least, would be immune to their little pranks, but alas no. She walks into the morgue, there's a new body there due for her to perform an autopsy on, she picks up the paperwork and reads though it. Mumbling quietly to herself, she approaches the cadaver and pulls the sheet back, she does a preliminary check over of the body, nothing much to see. As she starts to prep the shower head to wash the body over, one of the cold store drawer doors swings open. Looking kind of surprised, she glances around the room, no one there. Alexx takes herself over to the open door, and pushes it shut again. As she walks back to the table she is working at, she hears the bang of the door opening right up again. A little more cautiously now, she approaches the door again, glancing nervously around the morgue.
“Maybe I should move the body from this drawer.” she says out loud, trying to use the sound of her own voice to re-assure herself. She pulls the body out and looks for the tag that identifies it, just as she goes to lean across it sits bolt upright, the sheet falling down and a werewolf is looking at her making a startling growling noise!
Alexx screams.
Ryan laughs, “Werewolf, Wolfe, get it Alexx?” he asks, pulling the mask off.
Alexx glares at him, “RYAN!” She yells at him, “I nearly had a heart attack!”
Delko then appears behind her, “Scare ya did we?” He asks, laughing, and leaning across to high five Ryan.
She jumps again, “and you can stop sneaking around, I should've known you were involved!”
They leave the morgue laughing, Alexx was shaking her head, but now seeing the funny side of her scare, but if they tried anything like that again...
...
They both wander together into the break room, Horatio is there, sat at a table reading a newspaper. They look at each other, phase two!
“Horatio?” Ryan enquires.
He looks up from his paper, “Mr. Wolfe? Eric? Were you looking for me?”
Eric sits down, “no, not really, anything good in the news today?” He asks, distracting Horatio while Ryan set up the prank.
“Good? In the news? Not really, more sadness Eric.” Horatio replies with a sigh.
“Coffee H?” Ryan asks innocently.
Horatio nods, “that'd be nice, thank you.”
Ryan brings over the coffee and sits at the table next to Eric. Horatio thanks him and takes the cup.
Horatio goes back to reading the paper and the two pranksters tap their feet.
He looks up at them, “you guys okay?” Horatio asks them.
“Yeah H, fine...um, I'm just deciding what to get from the machine, candy or chips, Delko, what do you think, candy or chips?”
Horatio lifts the mug and takes a swig of coffee, “Hmmm, this is nice coffee Mr. Wolfe, thank you again.”
Ryan grins at Delko, He wasn't going to be thankful in just a few minutes...
He gets up and goes over to the vending machine, pulls out some change and buys a candy bar, trying hard to suppress a laugh as Horatio takes another gulp of his coffee.
Sitting back down he splits the chocolate with Eric, who is watching Horatio's face. “Something the matter H?” Delko asks angelically.
Horatio's face contorts a little, like he was feeling slightly uncomfortable.
“H?” Ryan asks, pretending to be concerned.
Horatio looks at his mug, then across the table at Wolfe and Delko, his stomach makes a gurgling noise.
“I think I have to go.” He yells, “you two are in so much trouble!” He runs out of the door and heads for the bathroom.
Once more Ryan and Eric high five!
...
There's a scream from the locker room, Ryan and Eric look at each other and smile...Calleigh! They get out of their seats and run towards the scream. Entering the locker room they see Calleigh sat on her butt in the middle of the room. On her lap sat a pile of joke spiders and snakes.
“Is it bring your pet to work day or something?” Eric asks, trying to keep a straight face.
She glares at him, “you know very well that it's not Eric Delko, and you can stop hiding behind him Ryan, I know this was you two!”
Ryan steps forwards, “know what was us two?” He tried his hardest to look innocent, and not to laugh.
“Man you both think you are so funny!”
They look at each other and nod, “yeah, we do!” Eric tells her, once again they share a high five!
Calleigh shakes her head and laughs, seeing those two together like that was kind of heart warming considering how they didn't get along at all when they first met.
...
Just as they were about to set off to see who else they could prank, Eric's cell beeps, he answers the call, “Frank?”
When the call is over he tells Ryan what Frank had wanted. “I think H is getting his own back on us...”
Ryan looks at him enquiringly.
“There's a call, dumpster diving, H said we have to get the jumpsuits on and go.” He sighs.
Ryan grimaces, “yuck, I hate dumpsters too!”
They head back to the locker room to get their overalls, Calleigh had tidied up and left, they smiled to themselves at the thought of Calleigh sat there covered in plastic spiders. They each pull on a jumpsuit over their clothes and head out to the scene. Frank is waiting patiently for them.
“What took you guys so long?” He asks grumpily, “you think I have all day? And this lid does not want to stay up, so I'm going to have to hold it while you guys jump in!”
Not wanting to make Frank any grizzlier, they count to three and both launch themselves into the dumpster.
There's an almighty splurge as they hit the goo. They are covered from head to toe in slimey, gooey mess. Calleigh, Horatio and Alexx all appear and approach the large container.
They look the guys up and down, turn to each other, high five and walk away.